ENTRY: Parlay.
[The following was taken from the desk of NAMEKUJI TSUNADE. It is not, however, written in handwriting resembling her own, and is on a plain sheet of college-ruled binder paper. Though the writing seems to be practically aimless gibberish - a list of names branching off into small teams, as they are labeled, and then a small math equation below, perhaps pertaining to the same lists, but perhaps not - there is a short note at the bottom: "Yeah! Let's go! BAA-BAA -- We'll meet at Kaito? I'm not showing up early, no way~~~" The sender identifies his or herself as "NARUTO". The note is dated to have been written and sent on the third of December.]

JOURNAL ENTRY THREE:
I can't help but thinking that he'll never forgive me for this. I know it's entirely irrational - Naruto's a natural healer, he really is - but I can't help it. I just can't.I haven't woken up with a hangover and stayed home drinking since I was in community college.
I just can't help it.
(The aspirin isn't helping. Big surprise there.)
Shizune -- I need you to watch over things for a while for me.And you can come over too, if you want. Coming over's fine with me. Actually, coming over's more than fine with me seeing that now I don't even know how I'm going to face him. Either of them. All of them. Christ I'm a terrible, horrible sadist. I can't believe myself. Just...a while. I'll be back before...the end of the week hopefully.
I'm sorry.
Really, really sorry.
(Jiraiya, I really- I can't thank you enough.)

JOURNAL ENTRY THREE:
I can't help but thinking that he'll never forgive me for this. I know it's entirely irrational - Naruto's a natural healer, he really is - but I can't help it. I just can't.
I just can't help it.
(The aspirin isn't helping. Big surprise there.)
Shizune -- I need you to watch over things for a while for me.
I'm sorry.
(Jiraiya, I really- I can't thank you enough.)

